To be honest, I had this thought after reading yesterday’s and figured I’d post it today regardless of the team presented. Maybe the brutal mid WYTS string of NO-Miami-Arizona-Indy-Baltimore-Tennessee-Tampa Bay just made me cynical

womp womp

Bears are OK mostly for the Cutler smoking GIFs and immunization pot shots, but those belong to Miami now (see, interchangeable teams!). The Eagles (I’m an Eagles fan) are just tired tropes of chucking batteries, booing Santa, and self reflections on hating McNabb. Interestingly, both the Eagles and Bears fans hate on…

Here’s what I’ve learned from a few years of reading WYTS:

A Tuesday funbag? The fuck? Did Magary stare at the sun without his eclipse glasses? Seems like a DC area thing to do

A conversation (not paraphrased) I had with my dad yesterday:

Awkward disc joke

Des Moines is still University of Iowa territory. ISU fandom is relegated to Ames

Their nickname is the cyclones (not something that exists in Iowa) and their mascot is a cardinal. You can’t explain that.

This example of logical reasoning now helps to explain the overwhelming success of the Charlotte Bobcats over forever

Terms/phrases that should be shot out of a cannon into the Sun

I rinse my hands of this comment

CJ Beathard (and a few other players, plus what seemed like the whole fucking wrestling team) introduced Trumpler on stage when he campaigned on the U. Iowa campus during the caucuses. Guess that’s one way to exorcise the memory of Kapernick

Yea, but he really wimped out when it came to his relationships with working class teachers

Jersey Bingo you say?

How?

You’re barking up the wrong tree. NHL = No Hounds League

+1 buried lede

I used to be a fed. There are orientation videos you have to watch when you start, including a sexual harassment in the workplace video.