notthatiowafan
NOTthatIowaFan
notthatiowafan

I mean for real, “ones” isn’t even a word. You can’t pluralize something that’s inherently singular!

it’s yet more proof that nobody can ignore Buffalo anymore

They really jacked that one in San Diego

I’m pretty sure he’s like 15 of my college hookups.

Thanks, Perd!

Which is a worse offense- not peeling string cheese into strings, or declaring “I fluffed” when you rip a fart

I’ve had it with unfunny people thinking they are clever by replying to every single Tweet with some stupid GIF. Do we really need to see the “white guy blinking” GIF one more time?

Hot Take #1: Captain America is trash and the whiniest Avenger

As a Sox fan, I believe the term I’m looking for here is “proudshamed”

You gotta spend 100 days in IOWA, for God’s sake. Even Iowans don’t spend that much time in Iowa.

And he gets all that love just for giving the Bills the chance to put up three points in a wild card loss the Jaguars.

Pictured: Quack Back

Trump’s definitely not Weisseling out of this one

Yea, but that shirt

There’s a difference between being racist towards a race based on a person’s actions, and being racist towards a mechanical instrument

From Anthony Bourdain, may he rest in peace

Kluwe responds to one of your articles. Are you:

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Introducing Don R Mueller, PhD (aka Prof. Tennis), who may or may not be the same person who wrote you a song:

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If the name/degree are accurate, this might be Dr. Mueller (aka Prof. Tennis):

The $21.8 million tax he added to it was a little steep though