I would bet all the money that AB’s thought process is “I’m gonna add my lawyer to this cnversation - now it’s attorney-client privledge.”

There was so much crazy stuff in that article that while I understand the focus on the painter, which is completely justified, I also feel it is causing some to ignore the overall insanity of what was described there.

It bothers me that the Green Wave wears sky blue head-to-toe.

I’m starting to think there’s something wrong with this guy. 

He’s a left handed relief pitcher, he’ll still be pitching when today’s unborn grandchildren get to be old enough to care to watch baseball

Why, why, why would someone ungray a dude with shepardonafence101 as a screen name?

Deadspin needs more women writers.

Nostalgia and under $5k is the drug of choice here at Jalopnik. This will go NP even if you are more correct.

Barbaro is rolling over in his Elmer’s bottle. 

To be more fairish, I think it’s more reasonable to suggest that if I’m getting married in a week, I might consider putting off my rape lawsuit against a famous person for a few weeks.

It’s funny, but I challenge each and every one of you to go look in the mirror, ask yourself “if I could have a Thanos Land Rover without consequence for what to me is essentially pocket change, would I?” and then answer yourself truthfully.

Mr. Ped 

I have, over the course of my life, known a handful of women who were sexually assaulted in some fashion. And this is just the ones who I knew well enough that they would share something like that, usually years after the fact. None of them reported their assaults to the police. 

Its amazing how men always know exactly how they would react and exactly what they would do if they were ever forcibly raped by a man (let alone a very famous man) when its something they have no reason to ever worry about.

Since trump has taken office there’s been a lot of negotiations but I cannot think of a single negotiation that has resulted in anything other than a typical trump dumpster fire and his base defending his yap flapping with no closing of the deal.

0% chance that this supposed meeting was ever in the works.

Still remember being told we ‘didn’t have to really worry because there are checks and balances’- still waiting for any of those to actually prove the least effective. 

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN! That will be Trump’s entire presidency. He’s protected by the MAN!

Trump is hemorrhaging money on his Scottish resort and has resorted to outright criminality to generate revenue for his foreign business off the backs of the American taxpayer. This is literally ‘unconstitutional’ and an impeachable offense (though admittedly one of the lesser justification for impeaching him. Treason…

This one won't be so easy to ignore the media will focus all of its att- *BREAKING NEWS* TRUMP TWEETS THAT HE HAS BEEN SELECTED AS THE NEXT DALAI LAMA; Stay tuned for a 24 hour, 90 person crossfire panel on this developing tweet