“In short, it sounds like Uber wanted to show progress rather than, you know, actually make progress.”

TIL that people think using your horn is douchey.  How else shall I communicate with the idiots on their phones who aren’t paying attention?  

4) Not in NY State...it’s literally illegal to start crossing when it’s “yellow”.  Just because it’s not enforced doesn’t mean the people who do it are in the right.  

Xbox has seasons as well, has had them for a while.  

I love that this is the highest score I’ve ever seen on a comment here, and it’s so well deserved.  

This isn’t really that complicated. You’re looking at a type of porn, and assuming there’s something wrong with the people who are aroused by it. That’s the literal definition of kink-shaming.

I think the jokes are more about it sounding like the parent was so concerned that they went looking on a porn site.  That was probably a fun phone call though.  

“1.) A victim comes across or is alerted to the video, or 2.) Someone recognizes a person or location in the video”

This is even more fun because Eli is also a backup, and we can now spend way too many words comparing the way the two of them hold a clipboard.

WHO CLAPS FOR THEM SELF LIKE THAT?

Feel that?  It’s the tide turning.  Your bullshit boss and his cronies can’t spin there way out of everything, and the country can’t wait to send him packing right into the waiting arms of federal marshals.  It’s over man, it’s done.  

I will never understand what Trumpet was doing when they went from the 900 series Spring to the 1050.  The earlier bike was a lot easier to own and ride.  

Wait...are you honestly comparing the twins from Ducati and KTM to a cruiser motor?  Are you just intentionally missing the point on this one to be combative?  

As someone who has spent a considerable amount of seat time on a Roadliner (93 horses, 124 torques), I’m looking forward to taking a look at this thing.  It’s got to be a blast to ride, although I’ll bet it eats rear tires.  

All snark aside, this is one event that’s actually going to be pretty awesome to spectate, it’s exciting as hell live.  

That first goal is absolute witchcraft.  Dayum.  

I’m genuinely confused.  If he hasn’t been arrested, and there’s no warrant, what exactly is he “entering a plea” for?  

Yeah, the idea that Kyrie was stifled alongside LBJ is just a bad take.  His ego couldn’t exist in the same building, so he left to be the man somewhere else.  But on the court, he wasn’t Kevin love, he absolutely got equal billing, and without him the Cavs don’t win a title.  

The amount of people who genuinely believe that all of the terrible things that Trump does are completely fabricated is terrifying.  

The truly insane part of this is that he was hootin’ and hollerin’ about Osuna the night that the guy almost lost them the game. If he’d come in and slammed the door and won the series there might be a tiny bit of sense to his claims, but the fact that he was celebrating a guy that shit the bed makes it that much more…