There’s a large percentage of the population that’s never had a speeding ticket.  They just don’t hang out here.  

The one thing that most of these vehicles have in common is that there are a large percentage of their ownership that modify them in ways that make them more noticeable. Between lifted bro-dozers that look like accessory catalogs to lowered, louder cars spewing vape clouds, these are the type of vehicle that screams…

The bro-dozer crowd.  

Approximately the same effort spent by the guy dropping by to comment about it not being newsworthy?

“What’s hypocritical about this? “

Shut. It. Down.

And a Corona.  

Wow...16 5-star reviews, and every single one of them reads like a shill review from someone who definitely learned English as a second language. 

Wow...16 5-star reviews, and every single one of them reads like a shill review from someone who definitely learned…

The concept of waiting a couple of seconds is completely lost the minute a human being gets into their car. It’s amazing what people do on a daily basis to save 3 meaningless seconds off of their commute, all the while screaming and flipping middle fingers at people because they dared to get in the way.  

Couldn’t they have just given Wall his phone number?  

Agreed.  Any time anyone using the media as some sort of single entity is simply raising their hand and letting you know that they’re an idiot.  

As a casual combat sports fan (I’ll watch boxing and MMA if it’s a big fight or something interesting), UFC is doing an amazing job of being an organization I can just skip entirely.

I think the Redeye is one of a handful of cars that just underscore that we’re living in the golden age of automobiles. It makes zero sense to own one. No one needs one. It’s 90% more than any of us need.

I don’t think the law requires the (relatively useless) HD resolution though, right?  

As a part-time Bills fan that stopped being emotionally invested in the team a looong time ago, it really is crazy to think about how good those Kelly/Thomas/Reid team were.  Offensively, they’d have fit into today’s game.  And then...it all crashed down.  

Can we talk about the poor bastards who signed up for the men’s league that this guy was pitching in? I mean, those poor guys worked all day, ran out of the office and headed for the park, and then they stepped in and some dude throws one by them at 95?  

I can’t understand the idea of wanting people to watch you breastfeed. When my wife was breastfeeding our daughter, she’d find a quiet place without people, or use one of the family lounges/lactation room s that were available, because she didn’t want people to see her tits.  Is there a reason this person couldn’t…

Nothing says sleeping safely like being locked in a windowless metal box. Bears? Nope. Potential rapists, muggers, murderers? Nuh uh...not getting in.

I guess I’ll never understand this concept. “I don’t want to drill holes, even though no one will ever see them because the license plate will cover them”.

Agreed.  I live in NY, and we require a front plate.  It doesn’t impact anyone’s life, and is occasionally very handy.