I’d be willing to bet there are a TON of celebrities that do their own laundry, wash their own dishes, etc.  

“The naughty boy. I cooked that potato and ate it. Perfectly good potato. He should be so lucky.”

I feel genuinely bad for Stro. It was really, really clear that he wanted to stay in Toronto, and that the team didn’t want him there.  I understand that the Jays are rebuilding, but this one seems a little short-sighted.  Hopefully the two guys coming across from the Mets are the real deal, otherwise this just looks…

Shut it down folks, we’re done here.

As someone in a family of social workers (I’m the black sheep because I opted to work in education), it is absolutely possible that this guy is a complete and total asshole who doesn’t abuse his kid. There are plenty of really shitty people out there whose actions end up just on the right side of the line for child…

This is such a strange hill for US Soccer to die on. The women are more successful, and it would seem that they are far more popular than the men’s team, which I would assume would mean that they sell more tickets when they play friendlies and sell more merch, right?

Yeah, an unassisted triple play is more of a statistical anomaly where everyone is lined up in the right place than anything else.

Fuck this guy.  He was a great player, but the whole “I’m only going to play for the Jays if I can be an everyday shortstop” rant that forced the team to cut him to avoid a clubhouse cancer is a great look into what a shit bag he is.  I never, ever root for a guy to get injured, but when he got hurt playing for the…

These little missives defending the Cheetoh-in-Charge are really getting pathetic at this point.  Anyone standing up behind that bigoted, racits, xenophobic piece of shit is essentially just raising their hand and saying “Yeah, I’m a racist who has found my king”.  

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I feel like ownership and management are looking at the post ASG record and ERA, and saying “See? I told you this roster was good enough to win!”, and deciding that they’re going to not only get a wild-card spot, but contend for the division lead.

OMG...you guys, Drake is on Kinja!  

Yeah...can’t we let shitty people just resume their lives like nothing happened when they do or say terrible things?

Vastly understarred comment.  

I was working at a Honda/Mazda dealership when the Millenia came out.  The S model was a really amazing car for its time; smooth, comfy, and a blast to drive.  

And terrifying.  His whole character was so well played.  

“Setting aside the absurdity of a “safety” system that actually enables people to be less attentive behind the wheel”

Great article Kristen!  I was expecting some “OEM Speak” from the folks that you talked to, and was pleasantly surprised at both the honesty and the variety in the answers. 

brb, need to go make a thousand burner accounts to give this the stars it deserves.

For some reason this comment got me thinking about “hands free” cell phone rules, and then I couldn’t stop giggling.