We are NOT talking about EJ.  Nope.  We are simply waiting for him to appear on the cut/designated for assignment list, and then we’re going to pretend like this never happened.  

Man, if tragedy is getting paid millions of dollars to play baseball, I’ve been using that word wrong for a long time.  

Nothing screams “Give me 60 million over 4 years” like “going 12–11 with a respectable 3.74 earned run average, but his 1.314 WHIP was his worst since his first full season in the majors, at 31 years old” in the article.

Yes, there is. I’m not sure what your point is.  Are you insinuating that its a daily driver that gets 15k miles a year?  

Yeah, that dude has to get banned.  He just can’t do shit.  I mean, he’s not even Drake.  

Did you bring me a monkey, Steve?

Yes.

“ Reese’s Fast Break”

Bicyclist (non-militant variety) here, and that’s absolutely right. I’m happy to share with people who don’t wander all over the fucking place while they chat with Sharon as they half walk, half run down the middle of the goddamned path. But jesus christ people, figure shit out. Keep right. Don’t run in the middle,…

These remakes are literally just Disney updating the animation.  I cannot for the life of me figure out why people are so excited about them.  

Amen.  

Woooooooosh.  

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“This seems like a pretty simple ask for an organization that, like every team in the NFL, is worth over a billion dollars”

I would venture a guess that at least half of the people who read this article learned that they weren’t overlapping terms today.

It’s almost too perfect.  

If you’re running at 4 under the limit, you’re not steadily passing cars.  Get in the right lane.  If there are people behind you going faster than you are, get in the right lane.  If you don’t understand how lanes work, get in the right lane.  

You’re in the right lane...right?  If you’re going to cruise along under the limit, make sure you’re not camping in the left lane and screwing up the whole process.  

You’re spot on.

100% get what you’re saying, and totally agree. I guess my point was that a personality makeover would probably take less time and money, and would likely have better results that dino-balls.