The goalie was put on the 7 day injury list immediately following the game, citing right arm fatigue from all the high fives he got in the locker room.  

Criminally understarred.  

I almost made it through that list without laughing out loud, but that part got me too.  

If my consolation prize for losing $30 million is $200 million, I’m guessing it stings a little less.  

From a purely business standpoint, I can understand an advertiser not wanting to put money into something that people aren’t going to see. (i.e. an athlete that isn’t competing)

Exactly. While I’m 100% behind the players getting a living wage (heck, being paid super high is fine by me), you have to have a viable business model first, otherwise there’s no revenue to cover those salaries.

It was perfectly adequate. The first 6 seasons were very good, 7 was good, 8 was a mess, and it ended okay.

Go, but drink soda.  “I’m behaving tonight, I’ve got stuff I have to do later”.

Ah, my favorite...the guy who hasn’t actually watched a player, but feels compelled to throw his hot take out there.

They are legal.  If the batter’s in the box, the pitcher can throw the pitch.  

He (and you) are completely correct. This does highlight why talking incessantly during a movie should be a capital offense, however. Shut up and watch the screen.

“How can he be older than his aunt?”

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“The Times report says Al Franco begged two Roc Nation executives to at least help promote a crowdfunding campaign to pay for Daniel’s medical bills, but was rebuffed.”

I kind of want to see a version of this where Gordon Ramsey and Robert Irvine just scream at Musk for an an hour or so.  

I feel like “The Rambii are clearly the nemeses of Magic” is a line right out of a Harry Potter spinoff.  

Ask Sacramento (who hasn’t won since they played in Rochester, NY), or a team like the Timberwolves if they’d make that deal.  You’re 100% right.  

I didn’t notice this, and now I’m kind of annoyed that I didn’t, because you’re spot on.  Wow.  

+1 Mark Messier on the second line.

(folds hand Mr. Burns style)