notthatdr
NotThatDr
notthatdr

I’m trying to wrap my brain around old gawker spending so many words about new gawker.  

So which asshole writer is going to leave Mariana off the ballet? You know someone is going to do it.

As things change minute to minute, it’ possibly that when the article was written the numbers were correct.  At some point, they were correct, which I think was the point of the article.  There’s no reason to ride in on your white horse to defend Ninja’s honor, stand down.  

Linking to his opinion on a controversy is different than listing his opinion as a controversy. Nathan isn’t the only person who thinks that Ninja’s stance on things is silly at best, completely misogynistic at worst.

As an Old, I’ll admit I don’t fully understand the whole “watching people play games” thing, but I’ve come to accept that it’s the norm now, regardless of how out of touch I am.

Like the F-150, she doesn’t raise the hot/crazy bar...she is the bar.  

Wait...do you honestly believe that every team in the league is salivating over a guy who is entering the latter stages of his career, couldn’t outperform a guy named Juju, and is showing, time and again, that he’s going to do whatever the hell he wants even if it hurts the team?

Gotta love Trump’s America, where anything that suggests that we should act better immediately needs to be shouted down.  

“Yes, folks can be judgmental about looks”

Me “I’ll cruise along the center, as surely those three teammates will go into the corner and chip it out toward the middle”

Sony - “We’ve decided to allow cross-system play for all of our games now, however you’ll need to purchase one of our proprietary crossplay adapters. We realize that the adapter looks just like any $2 network cable, but ours has a slightly different connector and will be priced at the low cost of only $179.99".

Anyone that’s seen the video where he pretends to be a transfer college player knows he’s at least a little funny.  

Moscow mules are served in copper cups, not stainless cups.  These are cool, but not for mules.

Moscow mules are served in copper cups, not stainless cups.  These are cool, but not for mules.

Are your arms not long enough to put your hands in your pockets?

Every time I hear “men decided that women should look a certain way”, I’m reminded how big a chuckle I’ll get the next time the same person says “OMG, she needs to have her eyebrows done” or “Seriously, who wears THAT?”.

I feel like there’s a “omg, Susan, he’s huge!” “Nuh-uh girl!”, “Hang on, sending a pic” vibe to this whole thing.  

Although we’re now in a situation where Bezos could go full-on supervillain, right? Like, he could have Trump Cheetoh-napped and brought to his underwater lair, and feed him to sharks with fricking lasers on their heads, right?

Former NFl season ticket holder here, the wife and I ended up not renewing our seats because we had a guy right behind us that was, I think, the large bearded version of this woman. He would scream, at the top of his lungs, the entire game.

The center console alone is reason enough not to buy that thing.  Ugh, that whole interior is just terrible.  

Jez cannot have it both ways. It can’t be the bastion of great writing about inequality and women’s issues that it is (and when it does that, it’s an amazing place to be), and the tabloid freak show that involves people like the Rainbow rap clown and this horrible little girl.