I immediately looked to see if the pats had signed him. Belichek is the football equivalent of buying stuff at a yard sale and then throwing it on Ebay and making ten times what you spent.

This is maybe the best kinja I’ve read in terms of accuracy.  Well done.

I kind of wish that You’d spun this as a zombie apocalypse vehicle or something, Rob, rather than getting really close to making light of mass shootings. Not to be a reactionary crybaby or anything, but maybe in today’s world head a different direction with the humor. (don’t bother yelling at me about being a…

It’s also used for replacement clusters with different mileage, or modified vehicles where the gauges have been swapped out for new ones (i/e/ motorcycle builds that remove the original gauges).

So the Knicks are going to trade a second rounder for him, right?  

I feel like we’re one high-mileage, modified Prius from getting there.

If the title of the car has the disclaimer (In NYS it’s “Not actual mileage - WARNING ODOMETER DISCREPANCY”) on it, it’s not misrepresenting anything.

Nice job on this one Sarah, really well written. I’d love to see a better balance at Deadspin between stuff like this and the “some dude donged a dinger” 3 sentence pieces.  

Fuck these people, and people like them that simply cannot grasp the concept that they don’t actually live in a bubble where their actions don’t impact other people.  

Contrarians.  They’re the reason we’ll never have a 100% CP/NP vote.  Some people just want to “troll” everyone.  

It’s not illegal as long as the box is checked indicating “odometer discrepancy” on the title paperwork. It’s illegal to misrepresent the mileage, not to install a new odo or alter it.

I love it. I love the big motor, the suspension, the transmission, and the perfect body for a great little sleeper. I even kind of love the flares (even if I don’t love how they’re mounted). I irrationally want this thing.

I’m far more worried that given the results, we now know that there are millions and millions of people who are just fine with the current state of the country, which is fucking terrifying.  

Anyone that uses the word “feces” automatically sounds like someone I wouldn’t want to be friends with.  

All HD hate and jokes aside, I’m kind of surprised that’s the seat they’re going to retail with.  Looks super thin, and the edges in front are pretty prominent.  Doesn’t look like something that’s going to be real comfy.

I kept having to remind myself that Kentucky is a really good team last night, because there were stretches where I thought I was watching Duke against Army, Navy, or the guys that are actually academically eligible to play for North Carolina.  

Nope.  (and yeah, I saw the s...still felt like mentioning that he can suffer way more and it wouldn’t be enough)

Brad will figure things out.  The first half of the season is going to be figuring out what works and what doesn’t, and they’ll get down to business in the second half.  Given how top-heavy both conferences are, the good teams can essentially use the first 30 games as an extended pre-season, knowing they have no…

I like this plan.  

Why would they use some other form of measurement to say how old it was?