See?  This is far funnier.  

So, Beany Babies?

At first this stuff was kind of cute, but the more I hear, the more I’m sure he’s an absolute asshole.  (Plus, anyone telling someone else “I’m in your head” is vastly overrating their own impact).

I can’t anymore.  I used to enjoy reading these, and laughing at the lunatics but this is now just serving as a reminder of the horrible, stupid, closed-minded people that we live with in this country every Goddamned day.  

But she wasn’t the punchline..he was.  That’s the whole point, right?  He didn’t crap on her, he joked about his own bad luck.  

I’m routinely stunned by the inability of grown-ass adults to understand how tic tac toe works. 

The ability to make the right steering and throttle inputs while essentially driving a car that’s closer to a physics model of someone throwing a rock skipping across a lake is damn impressive.  

This sounds like EA’s wet dream. A game that installs and then deletes itself, over and over.  

Are those baby teeth on the sides?  

Extremely well-written, nice job.

Minaj has a couple of tunes that I enjoy the heck out of, but I’ll admit that I couldn’t name a Kardi song if I had to.  They’re the best selling female rap artists, but let’s not pretend these two are superstar/household name people to the majority of the country.

Dirant?

Moving outside this specific instance...is the Cheetoh in Chief actually suggesting that we have armed guards at all places of worship?  Or just the ones that are going to be attacked?  

Twitter is such a cesspool, and yet people keep logging in.  

This is one of those rare instances where the ‘maybe he typo’d and added a zero” doesn’t work...because no one is going to pay $10,000 for that thing.  

So did someone show up with his blazer?  Does he carry it in his golf bag, just in case?  Does he play with it on?  SO MANY QUESTIONS!

There is only one acceptable bumper sticker, and you can’t install it until the car is at minimum 25 years old.

I’m so torn on this one...this guy is obviously a giant bag of crap, but at the same time if folks are willing to post things on the internet with their full name attached to it, I’m 100% okay with their being consequences from that sort of idiocy too.  

“Hi, I’m Megyn Kelly!”

Could it have been a timing/money thing? I recall reading that tams have to have some specific percentage of money that they offer in guaranteed contracts in liquid funds, and speculation was that the Raiders didn’t have the money in hand to sign Mack to a big deal with lots of guaranteed money because of that.