“it’s not distracted driving, the factory provided me with the 12 inch edutainment system that I just can’t seem to take my eyes off of” is a bizarre defense.

While I agree with your overarching concept that allowing states to decide independently on what the age of consent/majority is, I’m not sure it’s relevant in this case. The partner was 15, not 17. I’m fairly certain that 15 is under the age of consent in every state (or more appropriately provence, as this story is…

That delicious “oh, that’s right, we live in a society where people record everything...fuuuccckkk” moment. Love it.

If you lay the video backwards, he clearly blinks in morse code which says “Wait...is this an entirely different country?  How the fuck did I get here?  Am I required to also play hockey now?”

I’m not sure which is more offensive, the guy spitting on the pizza, or the fact that this guy tagged this with the #worldstar hashtag.

Yeah, this thing is spot-on.  Which is amazing in this day and age of marketers fucking everything up.  

When you finally realize that the vast majority of the perks on weapons in D2 don’t really change the way the weapon plays, it gets easier to just start dismantling stuff you don’t actively use. (plus, with the ability to remake things relatively easily, you can always grab another one later on)

100% agree.  The focus on the humans, who keep trotting out in force to..I guess shoot a lot toward robots and not actually hurt them until the last 6 minutes of the movie?  

“Is that...a toaster, falling down the hill? Wait, why is there a toaster...does Megatron turn into a toaster now? Okay, not a toaster..maybe that’s a refrigerator...a central air unit..no, definitely a car...or a...helicopter?”

I’m going to suggest that there’s a cultural issue that’s also to blame for typically body-positive blogs like this one to feel the need to use the header image it used for this article.  

This isn’t male entitlement, it’s our society thinking that stalking people with the intent to photograph them is okay, and the shitbags that do it feeling like their entitled to do so.  

We keep hearing this same tired rhetoric, and we’ll continue to hear it until the NFLPA decides to negotiate for guaranteed contracts.

Thanks for the update on your golf game.  

The wife and I were playing in a couple tournament yesterday, and everyone, regardless of race, age, economic standing, was rooting for Tiger. Everyone was streaming the tournament on their phones in their carts, and between holes it’s all anyone talked about. Crazy stuff.

Wow...this is easily the most disappointing article you’ve done, Raph.  This stuff on public roads is good now?  SMH.  

And what exactly is Dispatch fighting?  Long hold times?  

(not aimed at you specifically) I hate this whole “gotta own the libs” thing. Soehow as a society, we’ve allowed a bunch of shitheads to redefine liberal to mean “anyone who cares about anything, at any time”.

This one is far more annoying to me.  I hate, hate, HATE having to run someplace to farm stuff, or having to run to Spider to buy stuff/swap things around.  

Now Emmit, relax a little or you’ll have another stroke.  

Masterfully done.