Open Your Eyes was much, much better. There's really no reason for a Tom Cruise version of that film.

I'll never understand this aspect of Twitter (or Twitter as a whole, i suppose). They have agents, phones, email, instant messaging— why do they always do this shit on Twitter? It's embarrassing. That said, i love both these guys.

Teri Garr in Dave's office shower gives me a semi.

You should have said "Anton Zipp".

Was the chimp washing the kitty-cat in there?

That list sucked (although i'll give them Bob Dylan).

THIS LIST SUCKS

I guess it was premature to think that i had finally seen the last of him.

While i'm convinced that the reason Seinfeld was so great is because of Larry David, i think Curb Your Enthusiasm only *occasionally* comes close to the greatness Seinfeld achieved week in/week out for so many years.

He told that story on I Was There, Too, Matt Gourley's excellent podcast.

What about Jack's youngest brother, Little Jimmy Bauer?

Ah, to go from watching Cosby perform, to watching the Mayweather fight… How far we have come!

Lucas already started to suck by the time of Return of the Jedi.

This is dumb.

I'm going to ignore what happens in Jurassic World.

"I contend that the cry of "black power" is, at bottom, a reaction to the reluctance of white power to make the kind of changes necessary to make justice a reality for the Negro. I think that we've got to see that a riot is the language of the unheard."

"When nonviolence is preached as an attempt to evade the repercussions of political brutality, it betrays itself. When nonviolence begins halfway through the war with the aggressor calling time out, it exposes itself as a ruse. When nonviolence is preached by the representatives of the state, while the state doles out…

If cops didn't murder unarmed Americans, there would be no protests, and the rioters and looters would stay at home.

I thought Tom Cruise was too 'evil cult-y' for the role, so i didn't see it.

Also, Stars and Bars.