That’s one thing dating long distance teaches you; your partner will definitely be hanging out with people of the same gender when you’re not there, and so will you, and that’s just the way it is.

I’d be ok calling Jezebel “Joharibel” for the day.

Also a pretty good Lorde, i suppose. :p

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

Nice how this economist framed this not as “women can have multiple husbands. Get yours ladies” but rather “men will take wives together”. No matter what it’s all about the men! Ugh.

If you want to get anything done, don't invade Russia in winter.