“We have committed to doing literally anything. We will not do nothing!”

“To start, carbon fiber has to be laid up by hand...”

I work for Braun.

Now do you understand all the bitching mechanics do about the “damn engineers” I was a professional mechanic for about 13 years. I can not tell you how many time’s I said (some yelled) I wish the f%&king engineer that did this was here. I’d shove his dick in a pencil sharpener and every minute over book time I would…

My first complete motor build. Sent the block into the machine shop for some work on the crank and some oiling modifications (direct oiling of main bearings that were only oiled by the crank in stock form).

Obligatory.

More like C4est.... right?  RIGHT?

Comment from the runner-up of the pick-up truck: “screw it I’m gonna get a Ferrari instead”

Those all sound like excellent reasons to just go buy a sweet E46. 

From a company guaranteed to still be in business here when the warranty is up?

Just because your cheating ex cannot cheat on you anymore doesn’t mean they magically stop being your cheating ex.

Reminds me of a comment on the Sears/K-mart merger: “it’s like roping two drunks together hoping that’ll make them both walk straight.”

That makes no sense

“Prominently featured on the dash were a row of hand buttons for locking the front or rear differentials, or engage Trail Turn Assist”

I’m Willy proud of you, David.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Well isn’t the Audi R8 V10 just dandy then...

Shout out to class solidarity

You’re not buying a mid 80s aircooled Porsche because you want a Boxster or a Cayman.

Phaeton with Lambo V12 engine swap?