Jesus. I had a daughter that was still born at 36 weeks almost exactly 11 years ago. At the time I was working in the media (not on Reali’s scale, but I covered local news and had a talk show that was fairly well-rated) and the pregnancy impending fatherhood had become part of the regular conversation during our…

“The Case for Two Libations”

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

It actually doesn’t impact that at all when you realize that the Browns spend most of the game with their heads shoved up their own asses.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

I bet Jerry Colangelo’s wife was behind this as well.

Nobody’s commenting on how this Finals marks the true end of an era - James Jones is not playing in June for the first time since 2009.

Definitely trying this.

I was a deprived child. Growing up, at the kids’ table at Chinese restaurants, the natural thing to do was stick the peking duck heads on chopsticks and play Duck Fight.

Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”

Finally, a holding call we can all support

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

I recognize that I am not qualified to speak on this case or the larger issue of domestic violence. So I won’t. Hope everyone has a great Friday.

Bartolo Colon nearly ruined his career with fork knife but he returned bigger and better than ever.

You should. Wendy’s twitter account is actually pretty funny

Hey some of us have other types of jobs that we don’t do

For more analysis, we now go live to a bunch of lawyers with too much free time on their hands: the entire Deadspin commentariat.

marchman what the fuck 

Embiid is not a flawless player. he is a player that could be flawless. but he is not.