Fuck, you write a whole reasonable piece and I almost start to agree with you and then you make an exception for Bruce Fucking Springsteen? If anybody needs their shit cut to a reasonable length it’s acts that ooze self-importance.

I was a goaltender for 20+ years so I’ll try to explain the best I can. Though it might be long.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.

There have been over 210,000 games played in 140 years of MLB. Almost everything has happened before.

Urena Misses Target, Hits Shower

i know people can pick up rice with chopsticks but this is ridiculous

“and no oil stains in your driveway”

Wrong. A Canadian Standoff is when two people can’t decide who’s holding the door open for whom.

Half Man-Half McCown

Did you know JPP blew off part of his hand in a fireworks accident? LOL.

I’m right there in your age bracket, and grew up in Chicago as a Bulls fan, but LeBron is honestly a once-in-a-lifetime athlete to watch. He’s got way more variety and range to his game than Jordan ever did. The argument I always default to is that peak Jordan would beat peak LeBron in one on one, but if you were to…

Right. I doubt there will be any problems found with Louis Berger’s work. I’m always prepared to be surprised in these things, but their name is almost their resume.

My thoughts too. This is a case of not flying their paperwork w FDOT, not a case of being unqualified.

Let’s see, that’s an Acura RL, so people not so much think you’re rich than they think you’re 1000 years old. The older C-class shouldn’t do *much* to shatter that perception. I’d say you’re fine until the Subaru at which point everyone will think you’re a lesbian.

good point, but consider: cardi b in Def Jam: Fight for NY

how daer you

My wife is a slut.

I disagree. This did not make me think.