This is clearly all Burneko’s fault.

Ahem...

Her fingers look weird. The middle one is crooked and lookit the size of her knuckle on the ring finger. It’s like a snake digesting a monkey.

Your 10 year old is not a millennial. We’re like fucking 30 now dude.

Yeah only on planet FUCK THIS WEED IS STRONG is Litter Caesar’s a preferred dinner choice over Pizza Hut.

A ticket with a Latvian on it is pretty well guaranteed to take a hard line on Russia. They’ve got my vote!

Three 6 Latvia

We already did, and Sinbad was in it

Some people forget this.

Don’t jinx it.

Anyone else read that as “$3,705,923” and think “fuck, that’s expensive”?

They scored more points then the other team.

I don’t get it either. If this were at home, it’d be understandable. Everyone’s more themselves when they think they’re not being watched.

Look on the bright side. He may have his leg amputated, but it will save him from CTE.

what idiot called it a jack sock going between the legs and not a [nuts]meg

Your cynically realistic comment is at odds with your wildly optimistic screen name.

You: There are several things

Wrong. Cleopatra didn’t do crosswords, but she knew very well what an asp is.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.