That’s really perfectly put.

Truly a banner week for news on NFL stars who destroyed digital material under suspicious circumstances.

Author’s living room wall is full of photos of Seinfeld and Taylor Swift connected with yarn and thumbtacks

dammit

2. when these showed up in Deadspin’s chatroom, someone at the office shouted, “YOOOOOO, THUMB DEAD?

Jane did not eat the lobster by mistake; Jane was with George and she walked around naked when George was off buying fresh tomatoes. Rachel ate the lobster.

Max was really good. You can tell he's in pain.

John Lennon was in Creed?

Ciara wishes this headline was one letter different.

As a jets fan, this seasons is starting per usual

Excellent

Out of habit, the NRA filed an amicus brief on behalf of the NFL when they heard “Clinton” & “Brady” in the same sentence.

There’s alot of unattended children in Southie bars today....

Figures all those white people would be free on a work day.

“I don’t know what it is, but the beginning of Patriots training camp just rubs me raw.”

If anything jumps out at you, drop it in the comments:

I feel like he wouldn’t take it this well...

I will not appeal.

Seems about right...