Steve Kerr never coached an NBA game in his life either.

I hope to watch this with my special lady friend tonight-

If you’re a fan of the cult classic film Ghost World, you probably know this Skip James tune, “Devil Got My Woman”

Know nothing about these guys so I did the old Google education, producer was raised in Muscle Shoals, music was his destiny. Great track.

I missed the emoji, too, and thought it was a rape joke and terrible. Upon seeing them, I think this tweet is hilarious.

Little change of pace

Jesus I’m an idiot that can’t embed a tweet in a kinja comment but I’m still nowhere near as dumb as Clay Fucking Travis.

Yes. This report is a plant from the cowboys.

not a reporter, really, mace. it was me. he was a good dude. i got caught up in the moment. sue me.

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”

Of course the Redskins fans have trouble spelling. Even just speaking about their team it comes out slurred.

Those 5.6 errors per 100 words from the Jets fans largely come from referring to the organization as a professional football team.

They’re not saying “Boo”, they’re saying “RedFOOOOO!!”

About the same size as my toilet, coincidentally.

Red food, booed.

That’s a lot of wet newspaper. You’d think that six weeks of spring training would be enough time to get Bumgarner housebroken.

If the NL didn’t have the DL, THAT would really be unfair.

Sorry. If Anna Wintour shows up at my house, I’m doing the Condé Nasté with her ASAP.