“I’m just here so I don’t get fined.”
—Popp

ANOTHER white person fucking up by wearing black face? How aboriginal.

Another reason Cubs fans are better: that’s definitely a coke, not a beer.

They’re worse because the Cards fan is drinking soda at a baseball game.

For our sake he was crucified under Belichick and Ryan; he suffered, died, and was buried. And on the third offseason, he rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures. He ascended into Philadelphia and is seated at the right hand of Kelly, the head coach. He will play again in glory, to judge the players and ESPN, and…

The speed of this take from PFTCommenter is brilliant.

They were planning to sign Tebow today, but were unable to get in touch with him.

If Sandoval slid like that into Dustin Pedroia #RedSoxNation would be calling for the fatty brown person to be executed outside of Fenway.

So quickly Pablo has embraced the Red Sox way.

Funny you should mention the ol’ floorshitter...

Since this is at Wrigley I think we should call Bryant's debut: The Golden Shower Sombrero.

One of the greatest if not THE greatest

He needs another 10 days in the minors.

A chicken finger rosin bag!? That's a fabulous idea!

As a local moron, I have yet to hear any of my fellow Chicagoans (who have seen D. Rose miss 140 games in the last 3 years and the Cubs miss the playoffs every year) bitch about going 8 games without one player. We’ve gone as many games without having bathrooms at Wrigley, and Deadspin has complained more than any…

Honestly, if his agent were anyone other than Scott Boras, the Cubs might have brought him up sooner. Boras has a reputation for always pushing for free agency rather than signing a long-term deal early. If Bryant’s agent were one inclined to take a huge deal with the current team after 4 years instead of from the…

Awesome song. Erg, you the Dude.

Carmelo just figured out how he can get his first ever assist.

Nice to see Cano is on board with the whole trying to shorten the game thing.