This is the most important article written in a generation.

And that’s why they’re the Second City.

Because apparently that too is racist. (I’m not being sarcastic here, but I don’t fully understand the nuance of why it is racist).

HOW IS THIS STILL GREY? I’m glad to be able to fix that

The only “double” here is the way you’re doubling down on how goddamn stupid your post is.

😨😟😆😟😧😯😬😶