technically the games would have to be in marseilles for a proper b-boy bouillabaisse 

If you park the police in front of bars and restaurants then you won’t have anymore bars or restaurants in town. This actually happened in the town where I grew up, had the highest DUI/DWI rate in the state for several consecutive years, and the chamber of commerce basically told the pols if they couldn’t find a way…

Shoutout to the halftime show, which did in fact happen

dusty springfield kicks ass

2019 Clippers = 2018 Pacers = 2017 Bucks for all those league pass-ers out there

There’s still a shot but they’ll probably pass

anything huirricanes related = FAK ENEWS

stop enabling this shit barry you fucking communist

i picked a great year to do this

man i’m late to this but if they put luck in and he got hurt all the headlines would be “idiot colts destroy franchise quarterback on pointless decision in meaningless loss”

the reason people shit themselves when the GT-R first came out was it could blow away a 911 Turbo for the price of a 911 base, pretty hard to get too excited about a halo car that can keep up with a Z4 for the price of a Z4. 

“On April 29, 2007, Moss was traded to the New England Patriots for a fourth-round draft pick, where he set the single-season record for touchdown receptions.”

$50 mil is also more than I’d make in my career so that doesn’t really apply to the situation I described

I get paid a pretty considerable salary to evaluate buildings that are imminent collapse risks, and if they said stand under this or get fired I’d be looking for work.

that was a disgraceful performance in my opinion. you gave the freakin blog away. in my opinion that sucked.

yeah, i never tried to break a frame, but i had a bad match and tried to put the court post through my stringbed. it didn’t work, and i’m surprised i didn’t need stitches on my lip.

right, and i’m saying 18 months is a long time, and i’m sure they have things they’re working on we haven’t seen yet. i’m saying with smash, pokemon, and mario party (and those are just the things we know about) i’ll take the next 18 months of switch over the first 18. i dont think people expected splatoon to do this…

2 of their franchises had blockbuster releases and one had an outstanding port. it makes no sense to me that some people questioning if this console is at the cusp of end-of-life support. if we’re using the wii as a yardstick here, at this point the switch’s lineup is similar but further behind - there’s a non-exclusiv…

I think it bears mentioning that only one of the top 3 sellers for the switch was a switch exclusive. Not like I think there’s a lot of WiiU holdouts, but it seems fair to say Nintendo hasn’t brought everything to the table for switch yet.