you should buy my SVT Focus which I am currently selling and would drive to eastern PA. Nice clutch, heavy flywheel to keep from stalling, awesome getrag box where you can feel everything going on... gets around pretty nice at 170hp and if you flick it you can slide the back around. good stuff.

yeah when are we getting a modern plotline like where bowser captures ACA cost sharing subsidies

this is an own, i am the grave robber now

the only people who say “asp” are people who like crosswords; do you do a lot of crosswords rob

you could do a ken burns length multipart documentary on all the fucked up shit at willets point. rope some of the endless litigation into it too (you know, the one that torpedoed the project they destroyed these people’s livelihoods for). in fact that’s exactly what i think you should do, for your audience of 1

i will unquestionably watch this, as i said to someone a month ago that a jalopnik follow-up on the ongoing disaster at hunt’s point is long overdue. these people have been institutionally fucked for the better part of a decade now.

The process worked - this is already the most games the 6'ers have gotten out of a 1st rounder’s rookie season in 3 years

he also makes shooting gestures every time he takes a free throw

i could fucking dunk on knicks-era enes kanter get that the hell out of here

THAT NEW YORK CITY DRIVERS WOULD STAY IN THE VERY OBVIOUS LINES FOR THE I95 RAMPS INSTEAD OF CUTTING OVER FROM THE NEXT LANE AND IF THE LANE FULL OF LINE JUMPERS GETS SLOW THEY START CUTTING OVER FROM THE SECOND LANE GOD I FUCKING HATE THAT

please put a sign in your front and rear windshield like “jalopnik testing in progress” so people dont throw coffee at your car like i have, uh, seen with the new money astoria eurotrash

clay travis must have the worlds largest erection rn

who is kevin diaper

no it’s not

bills fans have a name for the move where you throw yourself through a flaming table,,,,, the buffalo wing!!!!111!

I would like to bet $50,000 on a tie between the giants and rams on Sunday

I think if they somehow manage to lose their game next Sunday he’ll get fired for sure

Prince Paul has an outlandish head start by virtue of being at his prime before copyright law on sampling is what it is today, yet after the technology to create songs that sound like Prince Paul became available. Really, the only other guys you could say that about are the Dust Brothers, the Bomb Squad, and if you…

Mmm yes hmm

“Doc, how’s my ankle looking”