Look, Freeman is a good dude, and I know he was well-intentioned with his playlist of “songs you only hear at weddings” that was more tightly manicured than the 18th green at Shinnecock Hills.

If you’re not locked into your concert itinerary or need a few additions, perchance allow me to make some suggestions from a recent weekend jaunt:

I almost feel bad for this poor dude who pulled his Lotus over in midtown Manhattan just so he could rescue his runaway phone from under the driver’s seat - which, given the size of the Lotus, was one of the most intricate acts of automotive ballet; a gentle courtship, or graceful dalliance between man and machine…

As is my most terrible habit, I’ve done endless reading on this and am no closer to a solution (no matter how well informed I am - for better or worse). Can anyone suggest a solution for my particular application here?

I drive past this place pretty regularly and it always makes me happy before it makes me sad.

I woke up this morning, on America’s birthday, and said to myself “if this damn country loves me 1/10th of how much I love it, then it will fix this wretched Ford today.”

Buying a car as an investment is a terrible idea, although history has showed the well-timed purchase of a few models was “less-terrible” than others. In the first column of what will be a recurring series (hopefully), what models might put you ahead in a few years? What’s worth keeping around your garage to…

Had to send this one in to rob: