That's what makes the ESPN hire so baffling. You hire Tim Tebow to talk? On TV?

Also, I'm not Nate Jackson, or Nate Jackson's mom.

Want to recommend this book to everybody. It's a pretty fast read, full of crazy shit just like this. Really well done, and it makes a great Christmas gift!

Worked at a newspaper once where we teased a story about Mookie Wilson on Page 1. The little mug shot that we ran next to it was of Abu Nidal.

Supposedly, they located the place there because of its seismic stability.

True story: At a Rev. Horton Heat show c.1995, I'm pounding a Miller Genuine Draft in the mosh pit (wow, I've never written a sentence that made me feel so old). Somebody slams into me and I drop my almost-full beer, which falls hard onto the stiletto-clad foot of the hottest little punkabilly girl I've ever seen in…

Everybody. It's awful.

Look at Brian Keith's biceps in that photo. I knew when I saw Mountain Men he was a badass.

Oh, Bowlen's made worse sartorial choices than this...

How is that any different on a VW than on any other car with electric locks (i.e., most cars nowadays)?

The 7-11 question reminds me of the diet candy "Ayds," which was popular in the 70s and early 80s. Then everybody started talking about AIDS, and it was over.

When you say "built" of an image, what do you mean, exactly?

Frontier was great- a few years ago. Then they decided they want to be "ultra low cost," and the cookies, along with any semblance of customer service, are long gone. Now I fly Southwest.

"GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE."

Say what you want about O.J., but dammit, at least there was a murderer you could understand.

Gonna have to agree. Sat down, all primed to hate another "not just a pretty boy/actor/rich jerk" who wants to go racing, but PD came off pretty humble/okay. They did maybe lay the McQueen/Newman/Garner stuff on a little thick, though.

The Browns just keep on Brownsing, or Norv just keeps on Norving?

He really is just the worst. Time and again he describes things on the field that don't actually happen, then either ignores his mistake or chalks it up to needing "thicker glasses."

Well, you managed to miss every single point I made. Seeya.

What's more "woman-friendly" than someone setting a goal for herself and accomplishing it? It's also great if a woman chooses to go to college or have a baby; should women who do those things be subjected to shitty remarks from people who dropped out of high school or chose not to have kids?