Counterpoint: Shoot free throws underhanded.

The Memphis timeout entertainment is the best. They have BBQ races (like the Brewers’ sausage races) and one Grizzly mascot choke slammed another Grizzly mascot through a table from a ladder, up on one of those high DJ platforms in the arena (where the people could legit have fallen 50-100 feet if they rolled off the…

Black Bush is probably my favorite Chappelle’s Show sketch. I still almost cry-laugh every time I see it.

Come on. 1 for 22 isn’t THAT bad.

At least we know they play the game the right way.

Nobody likes a Road Truther.

What a penis.

You could take this same article and replace “whipping kids” with “steroids” and “AP” with “Barry Bonds” and it would work out the same. Other than the fact that Bonds, if we’re assuming he juiced to high heaven, still wasn’t hurting anyone but himself (well, and the sacred sainted MLB record books).

The sad part is that this could be completely true or completely a joke, and I have no idea which.

And this is also what separates Pulisic from all the other teen wunderkinds that were supposed to be USMNT’s saviors. Those kids were all pumped up on their potential, what they could be someday. This kid is ALREADY that good, and is only getting better. It’s not hype. He’s doing the damn thing. Present tense.

+100 Gormless Chucklefuck

If only he learned to shoot free throws underhanded.

And where is Rick Fox?

To be fair, given the Hornets’ draft record recently, he probably could still take them. (And I’m a big Hornets fan, born/raised in Charlotte.)

Are we ignoring the fact that Tyronn Lue was/is a playmaker?

(to be completely fair, LBJ would probably boycott the trip, too. so win/win/win)

Let’s not forget that Steve Kerr would probably do the same. http://deadspin.com/steve-kerr-rips-donald-trump-and-the-whole-damn-electio-1788806597

I’m not as concerned with what Walt Coleman saw as I am concerned with what is wrong with the line judge who was literally standing a couple feet away when the Washington player dove.

I bet that took the air out of his balls.