Why not? You dress up your dog, you dress up your cat, why not dress up your lubes, condoms, sex toys, sex partners? It's all in good fun.

As a former condom-carrying trollop I actually knitted myself a little case to keep them in and carry around in my purse. It had a little rhinestone button.

This is a work of art.

You all disappoint me.

For me, butt touching almost always starts with holding hands because I refuse to believe romance is dead.

So when I was a girl I was in the Boy Scouts. So, I'm gay now?

I think the safest way to avoid hurting feelings is to not tell anyone anything in advance, run away to another state and do it on vacation then call them either hours before or minutes after. That way, there's no way anyone can come and they can't say I didn't think about them or their feelings.

You're welcome! Thanks for the follow! I'm very flattered.

The end count was 11 tissues and now it's time to go to bed. Thanks for the gifs and the company.

Now that poor, sweet man has to raise that little boy by himself and that little boy will never know his mother. SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB

WHY DID SHE HAVE TO HAVE THAT BABY. SHE KNEW THE RISKS SHE WAS RUNNING. SOB SOB SOB SOB SOB

Seriously tho, this gif is the best.

I was on tissue three by this point! We're up to five now!

WELL YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN IT ALL IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT ALL, RIGHT?

CLARISSA REALLY DID KNOW EVERYTHING.

I'M IN CHICAGO AND APPARENTLY OUR PIZZA IS CAKE SO WE CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

YOU GET ON OVER HERE TOO. IT'LL BE GREAT.

WELL I SUPPOSE THAT'LL HAVE TO DO. SEE YOU SOON.

BRING WINE OR BEER OR VODKA IF YOU CAN.