“Whatever happens, the countdown has begun, but towards what nobody can yet say.”

We’re all watching a predator at work.

Yogurt is a culture, you just wouldn’t get it.

HamNo wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, realizing he hasn’t written about yogurt in some time.

It’s also pique HamNo.

I doubt they had trouble learning the concepts of the offense, but it was dealing with bullshit from Phil about “align your body’s chakras” and “if you become an Herbalife distributor, you can have others make money for you” that they had trouble with.

The correct format is “Justice Gorsuch*”.

It’s time we stop pretending and jsut admit that there’s really only one reason anyone gets a Sports Illustrated subscription...

Then why don’t you know better?

“What advantage does hearing a car/bus behind you, in any actionable sense, provide.”

Cars also come up behind you. So do buses which, because the engine is in the rear, make almost no noise until they’re beside you.

A) No, there aren’t. Unless you ride in a gym. Almost every dedicated bike path will contact a road at some point.

You can’t be serious about that last point. Think about how many entryways and exits for cars are blocked from view. Your only chance at avoiding said cars is being able to hear them.

I’m glad you noticed my qualifier.

You’re right. I always go with the first option and end the play prematurely.

I wasn’t going to say anything, but your pump fake could use some work. Remember the order of the look-off: Safety first.

Actually I’m quite skittish when I’m in the pocket.

I’m a team player, you can tell by my wonderlic scores.

But you’ve got such poise

Bortles is juuuuuust good enough at QB to get multiple coaches and GM’s fired. It’s like me with sex. I show just enough of a hint of promise in bed that it takes women 2 or 3 times with me to realize that yes, I do indeed suck.