I think Smirnoff Ice was the first alcohol I actually enjoyed after being introduced to beer and deciding it was not for me. I’m of the firm belief that men should be able to drink fruity, delicious alcohol without being mocked. What’s unmanly about drinking stuff that tastes good? No one gives me crap when I have a…

I mean, do we want to know the terrifying truth about our sports idols, or do we wanna see them sock a few dingers?

A man who spent so much time catching and throwing and running with footballs must be, at his very core, PART FOOTBALL - and everyone knows footballs can’t murder people because they don’t have extremities.

In other totally accurate news that is not at all borne of people trying to scoop each other, the 2023 Reds have accepted President Chris Rock’s invitation to the Black House to celebrate their World Championship over Las Vegas. Winning pitcher and Center Fielder Hunter Greene is reportedly very excited to meet not…

A slow-building routine, but you nailed the landing. 9.6

worth the payoff

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

Durant used to drink bourbon in OKC, but with Westbrook around, there just weren’t enough shots to go around.

“You just talk in circles and waste time.”

This year’s Nets would torch them in 4.

This is a very interesting read and I won’t pretend to be able to relate to what this person went thru, but...

Selfish. If I had a million dollars, I’d buy you a house...

The thing I never got was why people were ok with the owner moving the team to OKC for greener pastures, but got mad at KD leaving OKC for the same reason.

2. Butter

Actually, Mulvaney’s equation was (-2)+2=3%!

I’d just like to note that Lieutenant Chris Wetter is much better than his predecessor Lieutenant Chris Wet.

That. That shit right there is why I did not want to continue any conversation with you.

Taking your ball and going home in a self-righteous huff is a pretty transparent way of avoiding having to address any of my points.

Did that elect Trump? Nope.