The word “cannibal” comes from the Canjobal Indians. They lived in what we would call Guatemala.

“Google has fought the agency’s efforts, claiming the data request was too broad and violated employee privacy.”

Nothing excuses that torrent, and I have no idea of what would set off such unacceptable behavior.

And what happened, then?

Alcoholics NEED a drink.

Man, I’m glad I’m not an alcoholic.

Congratulations. Actually I’m a woman and I have a sense of humour at the same time as being a femi-nazi. But thanks for proving my point better than I ever could have alone. Wtf? I was referencing the feminist bookstore from Portlandia.

That would be nice. I’d probably go to give him one. And you’re right, his swing was shorter and more flat. I wouldn’t be shocked if he makes his way back up to the majors. Wouldn’t bet on it either though. Well done! A rare analysis of actual sporting in the comment section!

Actually it’s an answer, which is one of the reasons I hate Jeopardy.

Word to the wise: don’t say “planting my flag” on Jezebel; it triggers some.

A River Puns Through It.

Boo. Boo! BOOOOOO!!!!

People might think of Thames’ trajectory as meandering or even a little slow, but you can bet every ounce of him is glad to be back in the MLB, from head to... estuary.

Higgins has since blocked all Kentucky area code phone numbers

But would your yogurt help the ladies and their lady bowels with the poopin’?

I mean, we’re talking about extremely fringe cases here. And there’s a simple solution here: sentence them to life with the possibility of parole and, when, after 25 or whatever years, they come up for parole and they have not shown themselves to be rehabilitated to whatever extent we decide is appropriate, we simply…

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The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

I’m guessing you also dislike oral sex, getting a raise at work, and eating hot soup on cold days. Not that salt & vinegar chips are necessarily on the same level as those things, but on the general principle that you hate things that are fun and good.

I’m a 36-year-old dad and I honestly think you’re going through the same thing as me: too busy / lazy to learn new game systems so you retreat back to stuff you already know even though it’s not actually better. That’s why I’ve put 150 hours into Skyrim despite not caring about the story at all (probably not even…