Sure, Hillary would have been less evil, but not by that much.

So it is, in fact, more bad news.

The truth is we never loved each other, we just got pregnant and had to do it because of our overbearing Christian parents.

God’s Debris is the first non-Dilbert, non-humor book by best-selling author Scott Adams

Unions are great and all but I for one believe that all employees should have the right to marry and it isn’t the government’s job to say who can and who can’t.

meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet

Now all has been revealed in its gristle-y details. Tough to find a bone to pick with the story.

Nah, I’m pretty sure California will remain bleu.

Drew, get yourself a Pinterest account but be warned: my husband and I trade pins like a Honey Do list. “Doesn’t this recipe look good?” “Yeah, well doesn’t this reclaimed barn wood shelving look easy, fuckface?”

how many rounds will there be, and when is the combine?

Fun fact: millions of people in this country take warfarin every day.