HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

saying the father had “jumped through hoops” to have a relationship with his children.

Funny enough, one of America’s great companies did something that would brainscrabble the GOP in the 1910s and 20s.

Shut your stupid fucking mouth, you trust fund, nepotistic, born into privilege, entitled, condescending, disingenous, pretending to be Mexican, piece of shit.

There is no such thing as chemical free. Everything is a chemical. This is one of my biggest pet peeves about how “natural” companies market themselves and I’m not even that much of a science nerd.

Don’t laugh at the stock photo of that child. My own daughter was recently diagnosed with shutterstock. She has watermarks all over her face and body, and she refuses to go outdoors.

I know this is first and foremost a public health threat but I wish more attention was paid to the fact that buying into the autism-connection myth demonstrates a profound hatred of autistic people. It’s one thing to say, no, that’s bullshit, but people who spread it should also be confronted with the fact that they…

Obligatory:

For my wisdom teeth, after the surgery they took me to the recovery room where I decided I was going to sing, VERY loudly, until they gave my mom the OK to take me home. I proceeded to belt out showtunes for five minutes before a nurse came in and was like, “Honey, you need to stop. The other kids in the waiting room…

I’ve been in contact with this volunteer group called “now I lay me down to sleep”, and it’s a group of photographers who go to hospitals/homes and take beautiful photos of stillborn infants for their families, so they have at least SOMETHING. And it’s all volunteer work. Some of the testimonials are so touching,…

My old roommate would do this whenever we went out.

*TRIGGER WARNING* I used to work in a photo lab. I saw all kinds of photos, and one of the things I saw was photos of deceased people. I developed crime scene photos. I developed drug photos, war photos, sex photos, everything. I saw everything.

We don’t do showers in the UK; they’re viewed as grasping and tacky. But if I got an invitation stating no boxed gifts, my gift would be lots of tupperware boxes, individually wrapped.

I’m pro gay marriage despite the fact that I anticipate never being part of one.

THIS IS THE WHOLE POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH FOR REAL. Drogon doesn’t seat 5? What the fuck, Dany?

Shireen! Shireen! My tiny lizard queen!

after a one-week sabbatical from westeros, i have returned with my many thoughts: