AHAHAHA a friend of mine who comes from a very religious background reluctantly went to see Passion of the Christ while pregnant as fuck. She apparently got herself a jumbo popcorn and set up camp with it balanced on her giant belly. People around her were giving her dirty looks, because I guess you aren't supposed…

Loving this. A few users are endless fonts of great #CPACQ tweets, such as Jayelle:

omg i see this gif in a whole new light now

Mutts are always so much cuter than purebreds! Not that I'm biased. Not even a little bit.

The Whole Wheat Toast is the best, because it was so obvious once I read it fully, but at that same time I had no idea of the punchline until the end.

My reaction to the story

A real quick one -

I am a working cook, as well as an instructor at a culinary school in Canada. I regularly reference BCO in class, trying to prepare my students for the unbelievable fuck-wittery waiting for them out in the 'real' world. These poor kids have no idea what awaits them...

When will the media understand that George married way the fuck up and that he is Amal's trophy husband???

ETA: I can't even imagine what it's like for her to go to those Hollywood award shows with George, knowing the calibre of class she is accustomed too. She looked annoyed and out of place in every shot of them I…

From some tweets about this epic train-ride, I think the manspreader beside her may have been her husband, Taylor Hackford. One tweeter mentioned that clueless tourists were too busy commenting on Mirren's husband's beard to notice it was Helen Mirren.

Yeah, my brother had a bad reaction to a meningococcus vaccine, an autoimmune reaction called ITP that he had to be hospitalized for. It's actually made me believe more strongly in vaccines, because even as a very serious reaction, ITP is only a fraction as scary as bacterial meningitis.

Why are who boobs blacked out........OH, I get it now.

I wish Jez had more stories like this.

It's a small world after all

So that's where Ken's balls went! I've been wondering this since preschool.

Comparing it to torture? But they don't have any problems with torture.

I am so FUCKING GLAD (praise the Lord - if I wasn't atheist) that not vaccinating your kid is illegal in the country I currently live (as an expat).

All small children when handed a camera phone will take hundreds of selfies. They also take hundreds of pictures of the carpet, their knee, the television, extreme closeups of the dog, and if it's MY child, their Ariel barbie. I could have a whole series of coffee table books of my children's photographic escapades.…

When I was three you could only take 36 selfies. Then you had to change the roll.