if you spend all your energy holding down your left hand with your right hand, you never get anything done.

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never let the bastards get you down.

"You got the love" by Florence and the Machine is definitely one of my favorites. I've only run the Chicago half-marathon—i don't know how you do that full marathon craziness. I also like Capital Cities. they may be in the "hipster party category"?

it increases the chance that his white daughter will meet, fall in love, and marry someone brown. THINK OF ALL THE WHITE BABIES NOT BEING BORN BECAUSE IMMIGRANTS (I know, I know, it's like the 1890s all over again)

both of which i watched with my dad. one of the strongest feminists i've ever known.

I have heard that theory before too. Basically everyone just wants to be the mother of dragons. i mean come on, who wouldn't? cut in front of me at starbucks, will ya? muahaha.

so very christian of you.

a momentary respite from their sad, pathetic, empty lives that will inevitably end with them dying as they lived: alone and whacking off with a noose around their necks?

had the same experience there when i was traveling. there are also really nice people, but the prevailing sentiment seemed to be that you were always "up for grabs" even when covered neck to ankle.

oh my god, this was my favorite part of OITNB. I laughing hysterically out loud at this and then quoted it to my friends ad nauseum.

yes, the people who talk about sex the most are the ones who aren't having it. this was true in high school, college, life, law school (which is basically like being in high school again), and I assume forever and always.

THANK YOU! Soooo tired of this bullshit.

I've been trying to figure out how to say this, so I apologize if I'm not articulating my point as well as I would like, but here goes:

Oh, I thought something terrible must have happened to you. After all the responses and questions your post received, you never responded to a single one! But here you are, and with such a eloquent rebuttal, too. aren't you just the sassiest little trolly-rolly-polly in the sandbox.

who says you have to "use [your] body to work and pay for" anything? that's your choice yo. take some responsibility for your life, man.

i love that movie. they were all amazing, and that movie got so few of the props it deserved.

i don't know if it's actually "generational" or if it's just the age at which one does those things. (also i'd wager that's when you actually have time to do those things. seriously, whole besides teenagers have the time to make videos like that, upload them, and then sit in wait for people to comment?)

People who claim they know all about "the true meaning of life," because they had kids, after they just spent 45 minutes waxing philosophic on their new cross-fit macro-biotic-juice-cleanse:

all of the high fives for that.