My apologies, I've been bingeing on Cary Grant classics lately, but seriously woah! I can't tell if Hamm-age is styled to look like His Grand Highness of Charm, or if they're secretly related.

i try to use cunt only in reference to positive things. "cunt power!" also, i just like the word. the hard "c" and the punch of the "unt," very satisfying.

basically how i feel about people bringing up the 1st Amendment in completely irrelevant situations.

uncreative cover photo? yes. uncreative selfie shot? probably. really worth getting your panties in a twist over? not in my opinion. but i'm actually interesting in how this young man ended up where he did. i've always felt that terrorist orgs are much more like violent gangs here in the U.S. They find lost,…

Rosemary's Shark

right here! Michelin Man body, face like Winston Churchill. (though when i'm hungover the Churchill resemblance starts to resurface)

now i'm singing 'you gotta get a gimmick' from Gypsy

for Amy Adams i'd watch that movie. and drink some wine and sing "party for one."

#Pie4Life!!!!!!!!!

Re: the Questlove article. That makes my heart hurt that someone is made to feel so unwelcome (for lack of a better word) in a society in which he is supposed to be an equal member. I'll never forget, one time when I was 18 and waiting to get on a plane out of O'Hare there was an open seat next to a man, and I took it…

i lived there for too. as annoying as it was that all the korean dudes assume that if you're white you're a russian prostitute, a loud "Shi-Pal" would usually scare them off. But the white dudes assume b/c you're white they fuckin' own you. They think it's okay to grab away from your korean boyfriend, one actually did…

Okay, i'm sorry but I just have to point this out. Apartheid is an Afrikaans word, the Afrikaaners were the Dutch immigrants to South Africa. The very concept is European in its definition and origin. Don't believe me, check it out:

puppy kisses! it looks like the little nugget even gets him in the ear. hahaha! sorry was there more to this story?

"what? white people won't let you sit down on the bus? make your own bus, take over the city transportation authority!"

it's like they think equal rights means gender-reversing "under my thumb" by the stones.

i enjoy loooong runs and yoga. the long runs give me time to great elaborate fantasies where i become a super heroine with the ability to travel in time and space and out-logic the assholes and win them over to the side of good. basically i just wanna be The Doctor but for rights of bodily sovereignty.

haha thanks!

totes! especially for status calls. i've seen people wear booty shorts, pajama pants, and all manner of clothing that combination to court. justice may be blind, but judges aren't. have you checked out http://whatthepublicdefender.tumblr.com/ ? IMO best gif blog ever for law nerds.

i think he means she's the white/privileged/male "old world" of america's worst nightmare. i'm getting this from the his "Black neighbor, and the daughter not seeing color," statement. basically that was the jim crow/anti-equality menzs' worst nightmare, that their white daughters would grow up to find black people…

as i said to my friend in college*, when you start a relationship you have a 50/50 shot at that one working out, but if you look at all your relationships over your life, chances are most don't work out. don't worry, it just means that those last three women weren't right for you. doesn't mean there's anything wrong…