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They will SO lock themselves out of the account.

Trump’s response:

No Wonder Reese has 3 legs and Oprah has 3 arms.

Shit like this you mean....?

She looks like she’s about to call 911 because she saw a Black man jogging

Doctors don’t trust teenage girls, and if a teenager turns up sick they’re going to check all the pregnancy-related shit first no matter what you say. I found that part believable.

Luckily Bortles is supported by die hard fans like Jason Mendoza, Pillboi, and the other 58 members of their pop and lock dance crew

maybe... asshole bosses should not be the norm... and holding them accountable is a step towards that....?!?!?

“I feel bad for treating you like shit. How can you not make me feel bad about it?”

We still sometimes have to yell at our kids to look around them when they’re in a parking lot and not just walk wherever. They’re fucking 12 and 14. It’s totally because we held their hands for so long, and they know we’re always watching— they don’t have to take care of themselves.

Tan suit. Don’t forget that.

Obama ordered a burger with Dijon once so they’re both bad if you think about it.

#nailedit

I went to see a movie last week for the first time in forever; I moved to a new city not long ago and there is a small but good (and cheap!) theater really close to me.

Totally agree. Netflix didn’t just kill cable. And I lost interest in Marvel movies after the Toby Mcguire Spider Man.

Good. I want nothing to possibly conflict with any current or future Bryan Fuller collaborations.

Christ. Back in my day, before this hipster YouTube garbage existed, we used to actually go outside once in a while and find suicide victims in the woods OURSELVES. And, if we couldn’t find them, we’d MAKE them.

The only good thing to do with a bowtie is to dress up a dog.

Idk who this Judge Roy Moore is nor can I figure out why he’s doing so much on behalf of disgraced-and-stripped-child-molester Roy Moore.

Exactly what we all should have expected, right? I mean, he does have certain well-known tendencies. When presented with an appealing target like Harrison, a cat like this is just gonna wait for the right moment before ... oh, what’s the word?