“BAG OF ORAL TOBACCO”

I look forward to this every Christmas. Did not disappoint.

Just laughed and said coaxial cable in front of four kids and my in laws. This should lead to a great explanation.

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Don’t joke. We don’t know the gravity of the hit to Newton’s apples.

After all these years, someone finally stamped their name on his lap top.

Understandable life choice

Oh, she will. It will be delicious. Her little Nazi soul will scream in distress.

She will.

She knew exactly what the fuck she was doing.

Sage Northcutt is closing out 2017 with a bang.

The rule is: We do something deeply stupid then you have to one up it.

I’m just hoping Mama meets someone, and in a few years the chain rebrands to “Stepdad Roger’s”.

NRA Board Member and serial pedophile Ted Nugent?

40oz of Natty Ice, you mean.

They want to be the white-trash Republican version of the Kennedys. But without any of the actual political accomplishments.

It’s not materialism if the only “shopping” you’re doing is for young girls to rape.

I actually remember reading a few years ago, maybe as far back as 2009 or so, after she took Hillary’s senate seat, an article that basically said Kristen Gillebrand will likely surpass Hillary Clinton and may actually be the first female president. All these years that’s been in the back of my head, and it’s looking…

Pretty much. Have you MET Philly fans?!

I am sure that Philadelphia already has a battery of ideas to throw at this scenario.