Phuck you.

Yep, watching it now. First time for everything I suppose but I want to support the women. Please, please, please let this be the fall of him. Idk, I don’t see him resigning because all of those women are lying liars who are just upset he didn’t think they were hot enough for him to actually want to assault. I hate…

Of all the people to interview with, why Megyn Kelly? She’s the worst. It seems like someone like Barbara Walters or 60 minutes would be better because they are more likely to reach the gop fan base while still being compassionate.

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I agree. The initial story that he “discussed surrogacy in the office” was so bland that it couldn’t be the whole story.

I know he’s a dick, but little things like this remind me that he’s SUCH A DICK.

I agree that $5mil is high for surrogacy, though I’m not sure the usual going rate would allow the father license to fuck the surrogate until she conceived which appears to be what he was hoping for.

no the president can only pardon ppl convicted of federal crimes, that’s like federalism 101

I can’t wait! Splashy free agent signings always work out for the Angels!

Yes, we really showed him.

For every “deep” or “real” woman that Woody Allen has written/created (and I would argue some of those characters are vastly overrated), there’s an equally cringe-worthy one he’s unleashed upon the public. Consider the following roles, which range from merely unremarkable to downright awful, stereotype-laden, dreck:

at least he could dodge a shoe or two. doubt our current dotard could. that would really be funny seeing him hit with a shoe!

I was going to say: “play russian roulette with a semi-automatic”

Someone give Immortan Cheeto a pretzel, quick!

In all fairness, it’s easier to have principles with Franken when you have a Democratic governor to appoint his replacement, correct? I think the ‘push’ to get Franken out would be quite different if they thought the seat would go red.

Fuck Roy Moore.

It’s either that or it turns into flag football. Flag football is pretty fun!

“Stay tuned for Super Bowl LXXXV, live from the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Biloxi, Mississippi!”

What do you mean? They only mention that Jimmy Kimmel is the host very briefly.

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.