Have you watched the Office? If you’ve seen Dwight’s cousin Mose then you’ve seen Schur :)

It’s Michael Schur’s world, we’re just living in it.

I’ve never actually seen a picture of him, but one of the few podcasts I listen to is the one that he and Joe Posnanski do. Based on his voice and general sense of humor, I’ve always pictured him as Adam Scott. I feel like the Ben character on Parks and Rec is in a lot of ways probably a reflection of him. Also, can…

Aight. So I really like Deadspin. I read it every damn day.

If Mose can’t use a phone, how did he do this?

If he didn’t want to be murdered he shouldn’t have looked so alive.

I wish all the idiots whining on Twitter were reading the stories. It seems clear that NBC has known Lauer was a skeezebag for years and was ignoring it. Now the tide has turned and it’s no longer good for their bottom line to keep him on so they’re dumping him. Be mad at NBC because they tacitly approved of this shit…

“How would you like to publicly discuss your bad promo tour on a trainwreck of a movie that led to a painful break-up?”

Thank you for making us laugh in these dark times.

Thank you so much for that. When #45 makes me so angry I don’t trust myself to drive in a straight line I come to the Jez comments section looking for a laugh over it. Or a least a weak, fleeting smile.

Isn’t a Justin Bieber concert a terror attack in and of itself?

Dude, the fact that there is not a designated staffer with the sole task of faking a heart attack every time the President starts his remarks with “I’m not going to read the prepared speech” is just a failure of leadership at this point.

A hard-fought game of Purse Speed Chess followed...

Maybe a sound guy “messes up” and his mic gets cut “accidentally”. He may just start yelling though...

Somewhere in Pittsburgh, there is a high school career counselor who still remembers the day he told Gronk that “Fuck porn stars, throw parties, and maybe play some football” wasn’t a valid life plan.

I get more of a Jason Mendoza vibe from Gronk:

We all want Melania to be a wealthy widow.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Eh, I’m old and remember when POTY actually mattered, so I was thinking about it last week. With the breadth of all the news this year, it’s hard to think of one particular story over all the others. If I were in charge, I’d call (the collective) investigative journalists as the People of the Year. But that might…

Oh thank christ. I saw the phrase “36 Women” and the picture of Franken and immediately assumed the worst.