The administration throwing its lot in with Carter fucking Page at this point is laughable at best. Page has been an intel target for YEARS because of his weird pro-Russian stances, he was determined by the Russians to be useless as an asset because he is off-putting and dumb as a rock, and the administration had, in…

Sorta makes me relieved - there’s no way these keystone kops could ever enter the nuclear codes without a whole buttload of typos.

Also, I think it’s “honestly,” not “honesty.”

This is quite clearly ridiculous. That said, I would definitely watch a reality show populated entirely with people who used to work in the White House. The inevitable Kushner (you know he won’t last) Priebus battles would be worth the deep shame.

No, it’s cool. I didn’t ever want to sleep or eat or feel joy again. Super glad those dolls stole my soul.

You know he wanted to take it and some poor WH aide got stuck with the job of telling him it was a joke at his expense.

My eyes. They roll.

I’m of two minds on this. On the one hand, whisper networks tend to be very effective. On the other, if anyone wouldn’t have known what a gross guy was doing, it might be another guy who’s known to be associated with him. When you’re talking about which guys are secret dirtbags - who to stay away from, who to avoid…

I really wish someone would ask him, on the record, and in a way that seems like they’re genuinely curious, whether he thinks that people of different races have different ability levels. He believes in eugenics, genetic superiority, all of that fucking nonsense (he always used to cite that his uncle was a professor…

Oh good I was wondering if there’d be any hilarious racism in this.

John Goodman and Laurie Metcalfe are legitimate film actors. Sara Gilbert has made a pretty good career for herself. I wouldn’t imagine any of them share Roseanne’s politics. Why on earth would any of them sign on for what is pretty clearly going to be a train wreck of a project?

Ivanka’s only life ambition was to be accepted by the society people who rejected her father as too boorish and classless for admission. She wanted to be a lifestyle brand/influencer and go to fancy parties and have dinner with Chelsea Clinton. That was it. And now all that is ruined and it’s all because of her idiot…

I don’t think you know what Harmon did that made him an “asshole boss,” and neither do I. But I worked in this business for a while, and I will say this: what qualifies as “asshole boss” in the real world and what qualifies as “asshole boss” in the entertainment business are WORLDS APART, and Hollywood assholes can…

Good for her for not giving in to his “oh tell me what to say and how to fix it” bullshit. Part of being a responsible adult is realizing that sometimes you fuck up in a way that isn’t fixable, and you have to learn to live with that. Dan Harmon is too fucking old not to know that.

You know what? Fuck it. Bring on the nukes. We deserve ‘em at this point.

We’re gonna wind up getting nuked all because this idiot hasn’t seen his own dick in 20 years and is afraid it might be small now.

Fair point. I think I am just heartened by the fact that the kinds of things I used to find only in little indie movie theaters are now de riguer for television storytelling. I don’t hate that.

Oh no, what if they’re too emotional and reactive to govern a state and then they all get their periods and decide to burn down Detroit? Michigan needs calm steady dudes like Rick Snyder to be METHODICAL in deciding which cities die of poison water.

Netflix + really good TVs and sound systems in the average american home = wait, what’s a movie again?

Totally agree, except I don’t think making TV is the same as getting “pushed to the margins” anymore. If you want to tell a good story, there are a lot more places to tell it now than there used to be, and that results in a more rich, diverse set of stories being told. Is Jodie Foster ever going to get a $200m budget…