Yeah, if you’ve ever watched a little kid try to dart into a parking lot, you know that a bit of healthy fear is a good thing.

When I was 14, I got my period for the first time. Something went haywire and I nearly died after bleeding heavily for 2 months straight (I didn’t tell my parents because I was a catholic school kid and thought I was being punished or something). Finally, one night, my parents figured out something was VERY wrong and…

I mean...she’s not wrong. On the other hand, the explosion of good content in the TV/streaming realm has largely rendered movies obsolete when it comes to storytelling in the way she is talking about - if I want to see a complex story told with nuance, I’d rather watch it play out over 10 or 12 hours on Netflix than…

I was a high school swimmer. I once slipped jogging (I know) on a slick deck and bounced my head off the deck. As soon as I could, I hopped up like nothing had happened and continued over to the warmup pool, finished my races, and endured a week of confusion, headaches, and impaired vision without telling anyone. In…

He would lose his fucking mind. To him, being on television is the biggest best fucking deal on earth. If he were just...boring? He’d quit. The problem is he’d escalate first, like a 6-year-old who needs to make sure you can hear him screaming and will definitely follow you from room to room throwing a tantrum to make…

I think this may backfire. If he’s done one thing this year, it’s demonstrate that feuds are hot. Any presidential candidate willing to take him on in a direct way and get in the mud with him has a shot at getting the kind of news coverage he is a genius at generating.

You guys know Anna Wintour, right? The famous editor of Vanity Fair?

Nah, he’s white. He’ll be lauded as a savvy businessman taking control of his own career.

Generally the idea is that the object of the stalking will fall in love with the stalker if they just meet, so if the stalker can just get in the same room with the star, they will be instantly convinced. The danger comes when the star rejects the stalker, in which case things can get...ugly.

Labor and employment. I meet fewer famous people now, but I also get fewer frantic 3 am calls.

“Better background” = her actual dad was a Nazi while Philip’s Nazi ties were just his sisters.

Yeah, her dad was a Nazi SS officer. None of this shit is inadvertent.

I used to be an entertainment lawyer, dealt with a few celebrity stalkers. You’d be amazed how many people get shit like this. And the options are either acknowledge the stalker, get court intervention, and then get a restraining order that doesn’t do much (one actor’s stalker, after receiving a restraining order,…

He invited her to the White House with Ted Nugent that one time.

Yeah at this point anyone confesses to addiction or comes out of the closet, my immediate reaction is “oh fuck what did he DO?”

America: “Man, the White House is getting pretty trashy, what with Omarosa trying to break into the residence and the president watching TV all the time while leaving oreos and diet coke cans everywhere”

Hey when Paul Ryan wants to openly support gay marriage, provide affordable healthcare that includes fertility treatments, and make childcare affordable, he can opine about what happens in everyone else’s vaginas. Until then, fuck you, buddy.

Harsh words on materialism for a guy who spent that much time at the mall.

Wait, this whole time he was pretending NOT to be racist? Coulda fooled me.

ALL GOOD QUESTIONS.