Turns out he never actually gave her money and Ivanka was present at her only Trump Tower meeting in 2010. But yeah...it’s not clear who was “used.” He’s so gross.

There is no question she took some big risks on Franken and Clinton, but they seem to be paying off. She didn’t create the cultural moment but she was the only one who had always taken a hard line against sexual harassment so she’s well positioned. At the end of the day the party will come around, because if it…

He got HAMMERED in one of his starts for the Rangers before his trade. When the trade came around, the Dodgers said that he’d been hit hard because he was tipping pitches and that they’d be able to fix it.

“OH, YOU THINK?”

Kirsten Gillibrand has found herself, by virtue of her long history of focusing on sexual harassment and the cultural moment we find ourselves in, probably in the best position to capture the Democratic nomination in 2020. Trump is reacting to that, but because he can’t actually think strategically, he’s done the…

The lawyer’s probably not even Jewish. His name (because you know these people are not hiring female attorneys) is like Adam Jew or something. “It’s right there on his sign! A. Jew and associates!”

“Some of my best attorneys are Jews” is a punchline, not a thing a senate candidate should be saying, but here we are.

I’ve done 2 ACLs. It’s a solid 10-12 months, and you don’t feel normal for at least 14 months. He’s not starting next season.

The purview of special prosecutors tends to expand with the demands of a given investigation. I’m not saying Mueller would ever willfully push the bounds, but I’m also not saying he wouldn’t get a broader mandate, particularly if this whole thing extends beyond the midterms (which it definitely will).

Barbara Walters bearded for Roy Cohn, so I’m guessing she’s no friend of the republic on anything Trump-adjacent.

Mueller’s a consummate prosecutor. If something is obvious and wrong, he’ll chase it. I don’t think this is a witch hunt by any stretch, but I also don’t think Mueller is going to shrink from prosecuting wrongdoing if he finds it.

I recently moved to south Jersey and I can’t stand the Eagles. But if this happens I will stop rolling my eyes at ALL THE FUCKING EAGLES SHIT JUST EVERYWHERE.

A few years back I was in vegas with a couple friends. One of my friends ran into Flay (literally, they were both coming around a corner) with a woman who was...decidedly not his wife. He was a total dick to my friend. I will enjoy the HELL out of his downfall.

“Oh yeah that TOTALLY sounds like me” is a new one in the annals of shitty things guys caught sexually harassing women say.

Fair.

Remember when Ken Starr’s investigation started out being about a real estate deal and then wound up being about whether the president lied under oath about sex stuff?

Oh, he’ll have his turn in the barrel.

“Wait they said WHAT?!? ... Oh. ... I see. ... Yeah, that sounds like me.”

*opens list entitled “reasons to hate Donald Trump”*

Pleaded. (Actually either is correct now per Preet Bharara’s podcast but lots of lawyers prefer pleaded).