Oh, he was going for “resolve” with that expression? I got “constipated.” I was WAY off.

Berkeley’s reasoning isn’t that she doesn’t have the right to speak on campus. It’s that there is a legitimate public safety concern about her presence on campus, and the campus can’t guarantee her safety or the safety of her audience. In the event of a public safety concern, the government has the limited right to…

If she’s in a public space at a public university and just talking, removing her would be a violation of her rights of assembly and speech. Now, if she starts to set up a stage and a microphone and she puts up barriers and sells tickets, and/or if a bunch of white nationalists show up and start violence, that’s a…

Literally one million venture capitalists would like to talk to you right now. A bottle, you say? How much does the bottle opening machine cost? Is it bluetooth enabled?

Man, thank God we kept the Clinton family from increasing its personal wealth through the presidency, amirite, guys?

Can’t wait for Trump to tell us that “nobody knew” why we don’t let US presidents ride in fucking open cars. And then that Kennedy is doing a great job and being recognized more and more.

From what I’ve heard it was a lot of Obama holdover volunteers who just didn’t want to see the thing get fucked up, because Melania still hasn’t fully staffed the First Lady’s office.

No wonder dude eats his steak well done.

I’m guessing Fox is looking for a good reason to cut bill loose right now. They don’t need the advertiser blowback and I’m sure his contract has a morals clause.

What you don’t know a bunch of emotionally intuitive 6 year olds who listen to classic rock all the time?

Feel like we’d have heard if Trump had dropped any of them directly onto their heads, so he’s out ahead of young pope on that one.

This is a correct opinion. Maybe it’s just my shitty knife skills, but I find I’m WAY quicker at chopping with a santoku. Plus, the more Japanese style up and down chopping is louder, so everyone in the house knows I’m prepping veggies.

Yes. You have to be a citizen to eat in a restaurant. Next time you travel to the US, make sure your papers are in order, as all dipshit waiters are ICE deputies.

He doesn’t care if what he says is true. He only cares if it gets him what he wants at that moment. Then when its utility is past, he’s onto something else - if you follow up on the old thing, it’s “why can’t you let it go,” so the media just kind of follows him from outrage to outrage. Remember the 3 million illegal…

 Yep. She had an opportunity to talk to a whole bunch of people who don’t generally watch the very good reporting she does, and she took it. It’s not on her that the general cable news audience has a 12 second attention span.

This show gives me anxiety on a weekly basis not because of the interpersonal conflict but because NOBODY APPEARS TO HAVE A JOB/ GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEIR JOB. Kate gets a job one week then just up and abandons it to go across the country. Toby does not appear to work AT ALL. Chris Darden keeps complaining about his job…

I really just want the Dodgers to scare the crap out of translators on the reg.

I played on a DIII women’s water polo team (a very good one, but still, it was a marginal sport in a marginal division). There were lots of away tournaments where we went up to the other end of the state or something and had no one there. It happens.

Jesus. For a group whose whole fucking thing is how strong and respected they are, these people whine about A FUCKLOAD OF SHIT.

My friend was asked to be on the show (to be fair to her, she didn’t go to the audition, she accompanied a friend, and she declined). I don’t think anyone going on this show has any delusions that it’s random hot people agreeing to have sex on television. I suspect Rachel is gonna be fine.