Jesus. +1

If only there were any football teams in need of an above-average (if injury-prone quarterback).

“Eric — f - - k your father!”

Dems could just skip the SOTU. There’s no rule they have to go. A half empty chamber would send a much more powerful message than some anemic heckling.

Even if he pursued Bernie Sanders’ exact agenda from day 1 I would be scared. Because you know he’s never too far from getting offended and nuking Belgium.

I got stuck at anger and it feels good. I’m using it to get my ass more involved.

I live about 2.5 hours from DC (moved to Philly from CA just in time for this shitshow of an election). The upside is now I can go to this.

Yup. Also no one knows who you vote for. If it’s really important to you to be That Person, tell all your Facebook friends you’re voting for Jill stein or writing in Phish or whatever, but when it’s just you and your ballot, do the right fucking thing.

Yep, she hates living in a fishbowl and being noticed more for what she’s wearing than what she’s doing. I think she is going to do something far more interesting with her next act than become a politician (although I still harbor a not-so-secret hope that Hillary nominates her to Scalia’s seat as an epic fuck you to…

I think both Obamas got over the 08 primary a long time ago. Politics is a contact sport, and you don’t last long if you can’t let go of shit.

We did have it wrapped up. Until Jim Comey decided to play politics for the first time in his fucking career.

Oh no, now where will I turn for trite, warmed-over sports takes featuring only male participants?!

• Carlos Danger

This is a bit like closing the barn door after your dick is out, no?

Why are you like this

I DONT NEED YOU TO TELL ME I NEED DECAF

Not her phone. Home computer, which she used to print stuff out sometimes for work. Weiner presumably had access to it (or at least the investigation would assume he had access to all un-password-protected devices in a shared household).

Ring the bell, we have a winner. Except it’s not clear the emails were even sent to Clinton - it looks like they were just Abedin’s, she used her home computer to print them out, and then Clinton was later shown the printouts. When that computer was seized (given Weiner had access to it - not access to the emails,…

Way to manufacture outrage, buddy. As long as you’re not questioning the heritage of mixed race people whose families served in the revolution and/or insulting heroic, decorated veterans, you’re not a chickenshit. You’re just a person on the Internet with a hair-trigger to get offended by nothing.

Well, and then after all that, he only waited over a decade to go to the press to be like “hey I saw this disgusting old man rape a child.” Truly a hero.