You're a good man, Ken Tremendous.

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

I think maybe just know it’s not about you. As a multiple minority, I know we need allies. But I also know people need to know that if they’re not walking around in that skin full time and can fit in by choice, they don’t get it. If you can just be a white guy in any conversation if you don’t open your mouth, that’s…

Dude. You're not wrong.

He’s incredibly famous, charismatic, and young. He’ll be around, I think. Not for a while, while Hillary finds her feet, but after that. He's not done yet.

Less likely, but, like, marginally. Unless her constituents think nukes cause autism or something.

I feel like “qualified” could also include “trusted to not nuke, like, Santa Barbara on a whim.”

This is the best gif in ...

Jacob Weisberg, founder of Slate, has a podcast called “Trumpcast.” It is great and horrifying.

Fair point - I wouldn’t begin to think a single diagnosis could contain everything that’s going on with that guy, anyway. Plus I was kind of starting to feel some empathy with him, and now I don’t have to! :)

The second time was the real weird one too, where he called the press out into the hall for a “gaggle,” ranted for like a minute about the fire marshal, and then walked away.

Every single poll (and even his beloved twitter mentions) called the RNC an unadulterated clusterfuck while praising the shit out of the DNC. And it drove him nuts (which is what it was designed to do), and so now he’s doing his patented “get out of the crazy shit I said by saying something even crazier that the press…

Not to diagnose anybody, but it looks a little like OCD? The weird rituals like never touching food with his hands, having his steaks cooked within an inch of their life, being afraid of eating somewhere local, etc - OCD contamination fears don’t generally conform to logic or reason, which might contribute to a…

Sarah Palin’s son-in-law (a decorated vet himself) tweeted today that Trump needed to apologize to the Khan family. So up is down and dogs and cats are living together, man.

When he travels he only eats fast food because he thinks it’s “cleaner” - that if a fast food chain had an issue, it would be a disaster, so the standards must be higher at fast food places than at random restaurants he might encounter on the road.

I realize David Duke is a horrible piece of shit and his policies are evil. But...just for one second...can we discuss his face? Because WHAT IS GOING ON WITH HIS FACE. He looks like he had all his skin removed and replaced with...worse skin. He is upsetting, inside and out.

From what he’s said, he had planned to run, with Sen. Warren as his VP pick. That might all be bluster, but she’d have been a nice balance to the ticket given his Wall Street ties, and I think he could have made a run of it. I also think he, as much as anyone, carries baggage into any presidential campaign, and I’m…

I am unreasonably jealous of you at this moment.

Back in the old days, that baby would have been taken out on a stretcher, folks.

You are my favorite for today.