Christ, here we go, yet another comment on here that was seemingly free of politics, then you had to go and bring up Santa Claus.

Anytime you see a story about me or my campaign saying “sources said,” DO NOT believe it. There are no sources, they are just made up lies!

Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?

Hey uh, you guys heard about this thing now? Apparently the Reds are phoning it in.

Wait, you can tie in baseball?

- Tim Burton, basically.

Every time a conservative complains about liberals needing safe spaces, aren’t they really just asking for one themselves? Schilling wants a place where he can be immune from criticism and differing opinions, and tries to shut out people who disagree. Isn’t that exactly what he thinks a safe space is?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

So now, every time I order tamales at a restaurant, I have to suppress the urge to cry out TAMALAYYYYYYYYS at the top of my lungs.

You know that feeling you get when you see those families where they all truly love one another and can express it well while you’re reminded of you own dysfunctional family that can barely manage a single holiday without screaming, tears, and changes to the will?

“Yeah, I had one of those too.” - David Blatt

Richard Sherman Explains Why Players Shouldn’t Trust The NFL

He doesn’t need to pick a side, but Both Sides Are Equally Bad is the argument of somebody who hasn’t thought things through.

I’m pretty sure I am going to win this. I lived with all of the roommates below in on campus apartment style housing in a single school year:

Many college students would be quite happy to learn their new roommate is also a supplier.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

My grandfather and my uncle disagreed about the Vietnam War. My grandfather, being a lifetime Army man, supported it (until he found out what was actually going on), while my uncle was against the war. Years later, my uncle asked my grandfather why despite the disagreement he never kicked him out of the house. My…

Ah yes, once again people are disrespecting the National Anthem and by way of that our troops. Yup, that Anthem that is routinely never on tv because that cuts into commercial/bill paying time.

“They won’t take the risk to exhibit their free speech in a way that places their circumstance in jeopardy, so let them get out of uniform and do their protesting on somebody else’s nickel,” he said.