God, that fumble. I defended the shit out of that, I defended the press conference, I defended everything about Cam Newton after he lost that game. I defended him because 90% of the people I knew attacking him were using every ounce of their self-control to not use the word “uppity.” But goddamn, that is indefensible.…

Uh, yeah, I was there. It was one of the more shameful things you’ll see in the game. We won the game, but ultimately lost a lot more than the game. I would love to see him miss at least half the season, if not more. If something like this happens again, I would like to see him banned from the game. I believe in…

I actually went to blue Springs. This is probably true

Romney is a douche, but there’s a difference between being an asshole with a joke in poor taste and nightly riot pep rallys.

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.

Fucking Favre. That year was the worst. I spent a good portion of my life hating him with a passion, and I was convinced he was washed up when they signed him. Of course, he proceeds to have by far the best year of his career, capped by the most Favre pass of all time to lose to the Saints. I wish his second season…

The moment Walsh missed that kick (which didn’t surprise anybody because we are all conditioned), I immediately transitioned to every Minnesotan sports fans true favorite activity: rooting for other teams to lose. The internet may have adopted failure, but I was born in it, molded by it.

NFL trivia: The last time an LA resident got pissed off about what a man wearing Chiefs gear did to him? OJ Simpson and Marcus Allen.

*reads headline*

“Oh man, you and me both, brother.”

- Paul Konerko, thinking it said:

Holy shit, you have a hotel down the street from FOUR other buildings???

Well, they had one, but it was years ago....

O-line: “Shit, man...you okay?”

“That toughness comes in handy in a place like North Dakota. You see, up there, jamming your numb fingers against someone’s ice-cold helmet happens every practice. Getting decked on the cement-like dirt is just how a play ends.”

boys please there’s enough of me to go around, no need for fighting.

I bet Riley Cooper had that ‘coon removed from the stadium.

Let’s all hope this is the beginning of a long and bitter rivalry between the city of Montreal and the entire state of Kansas.

“At least I tried to avoid it.”

An odd career choice for a guy who claims to never have gotten past first base.

His high school coach, “Boo” Mullins, said Tebow was the total package, and more.

I remember Cutler’s gunslinging glory days from the aughts, in fact you can say I’m a little aughtistic.