It’s going to be cool to be a Jag-u-ah fan in 2019, when the team moves to London.

I remember in Madden 95 (SNES) when you could enter a code and use the yet-to-debut Panthers & Jaguars in a game. Every player had a 99-rating. What a crock of shit that was.

The number of conservatives who believe that the poor enjoy having to depend on welfare and Section 8 housing for survival never ceases to amaze me.

“Tell me how Trump’s a racist.”

Doesn’t this entrepreneur have a self-sustaining business to run?

“What an amazing tribute.” - Dan Snyder

Flawleth? I don’t think tho! ;)

“because of her race and national origin as a Non-Hispanic individual who was not a fluent and native Spanish-speaker.”

I didn't know that Abigail Fisher had changed her name.

It’s going to blow her mind when she learns that non-Hispanic people can speak Spanish and language proficiency is not solely based on race/national origin.

According to her lawyers, Rosner felt that another instructor could assume responsibilities over the Spanish-teaching portion of the class, while she would focus on reading and writing.

Justin Verlander can’t be bothered to play, as he’s used to getting hit in the face by large jugs on a nightly basis.

There was a brief argument over which game to play in the locker room, but obviously Cooler Heads prevailed.

Bless this pic, forever and ever.

You’ve won three titles in five years.

Also, Giambi was safe:

The Browns may not win the Super Bowl this year. They might not be AFC champs. They might not even take their division. But with RG3, they’re bound to overthrow somebody.

I hope croquemonsieur’s reading this so everyone can collectively Kermit-Drinking-Tea meme him.

Listen, we can all enjoy Dicky jacking as many dongs as he wants, but deep down we know that shaft wouldn’t be worth a sack of balls against the Big Unit.