“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016

+1 8 ball

It’s about ethics in trailer journalism!

SIC BURN

People born in ‘88 aren’t grown men. They’re still chi-

Wes Welker doesn’t remember witnessing any wrongdoing under Briles.

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

More to Drudge’s point...

Go to hell.

+1 little bit

In the year 2184, when Tom Brady’s head is thawed from cryostasis to testify against Robo-Goodell in Moon Court

+2 snaps

The Adams Family ended

Adams: I’m going to just relax my body because there’s no fucking way Draymond is going to kick me in the nuts agai...💀🎶hello darkness, my old friend....🎶

I can’t go to my job wearing a horsemask.

But their coach/boss was cool with it, so this comparison is stupid

I saw Hamilton.

Their Eyes Were Staring Down Open Receivers

“The ballpark would cost approximately $900 million and be split equally between the city and the Rangers.”